Some of the examples where you will find instructions are:-
- recipes
- driving directions
- game manual
- sports rules
- advertisements (some)
etc..
Activity:
Write a set of instructions to turn a teacher into a frog. Eh hem....
Publish it below... Come on.. . I dare you.... hehehhehe
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ReplyDeleteHow to turn a Teacher(Or a Headteacher if you'd prefer) into a Frog!
ReplyDeleteThis is the perfect recipe for you if you absolutely hate your teacher. It gives you the sweet taste of revenge, as you've been waiting for. WARNING: Do not do this unless you're absolutely willing to, or else you would probably in serious trouble.
Requirements:
Materials:
A strand of the person's hair
1L Water
1 bag of vinegar
An eye of frog(turn it into an eye of newt if you want the teacher to become a newt)
A piece of chalk to draw a formation
1 Komodo Dragon's liver
Utensils:
A large bowl
A sashimi knife
A wooden spoon
A whisk
A large patch of ground, best hidden from other people's sight
A source of heat
Firstly, carefully draw a perfect circle on the large patch of ground you got. If you have got a giant compass, use it, as any mistake in the circle can make the spell go wrong, or even backfire.
Secondly, draw another, smaller circle in the inside of the bigger circle. In between the rims of the circle, write in a runic fashion:
'The fate of the person named (name of person)'s fate is sealed....Life or death is unrevealed, But one thing is sure, that you see behind the curtain, that he/she will become a (whatever animal) as for certain!
Thirdly, draw a massive eight sided star in the context of the second circle. Then draw a circle-more like a point- in the middle of the star.
Next, use the knife to cut up the liver into slices. Meanwhile put the 1 litre of water into the large bowl,(It should be big enough to at least contain 1.5L) and spill the whole bag of vinegar slowly and thoroughly into the bowl. Stir while doing this, using the spoon. Leave some of the vinegar in the bag.
Afterwards, put the liver into the water. Using the source of heat, boil it for 10 minutes.
Next put in the Eye. The water should bubble once it touches the water. Then sprinkle some vinegar on the surroundings of the formation.
Finally, add the strand of hair. Once it touches the water, there will be a green glow that will flash suddenly from the formation. Then a frog will appear. That frog is the teacher that you hate most. Congrats, you have succeeded!
This is not particularly useful in life, but it does prove useful when you really need it.
How to transfrom Ms.Bae into a Frog
ReplyDeleteThis is it! This is your oppertunity to turn Ms.Bae into a disgusting FROG!! Ahh... REVENGE!
Materials:
~ 3 pieces of boogers
~ An eyeball (The frog kind)
~ 5 human fingers
~ 2 drops of blood (any kind)
~ A nose
~ 2 tbs of your spit
Utensils:
~ A big cauldron
~ A big spoon to mix with
~ Measuring spoons
~ A knife
~ A big oven
~ A bowl
Method:
1. Firstly, pre-heat the oven to 160°C.
2. Secondly, carefully use the knife cut the fingers into small pieces and put it in the cauldron.
3. Thirdly, get the boogers and put it in a bowl and wash it.
4. Next, put the boogers in the cauldron
5. Gently mix it all together and you should smell a scent of odour.
6. Then, measure your spit with the measuring spoons. Put it in the mixture.
7. After, slowly insert the blood in the cauldron. Mix well.
8. In addition, drop the nose in the cauldron.
9. Finally, stir the mixture and put the cauldron in the oven. Wait for 45 mins.
Now enjoy in tricking your teacher of drinking it. Soon your teacher will go *ribbit*. Have fun with REVENGE!
Ooo... delicious concoction, Jody. But, are you offering your own boogers? Ew..
ReplyDeleteJX, I think I will need pictorial instructions to follow your guide in how to turn myself into a frog. :)
Fabulous instructions, you two!
Ms B